Ok, GUYS/MALES/MRs, please look at this post carefully and appreciate the others who are sexually different in nature from you. Count yourself lucky to be a guy!
Disclaimer: I do not mean any gender discrimination or otherwise. And the opinions expressed here do not represent the opinion of the female species in general. It is my stand alone (gettg narcissistic again)
I guess the following can pretty much summarize why being female is not really a blessing in disguise (though most of the time, female always think that they are lucky to escape NS).. HI, HELLO EVERYONE out dere! Being able to be NON-APPLICABLE under the national service category is not something to be proud of, and definitely not enough to override all the negative sides of being a lady, female, girl, auntie, granny... RAWR....
Point 1: Period really sux... (If it comes with cramp, all hell break loose...)
Point 2: High threshold for pain since we are the one who is going to get pregnant. (This is not really good rite, since it meant we will experience higher level of pain.. WHY DO I WANT TO EXPERIENCE SUCH PAIN??!!! (psychotic...)
Point 3: We are supposed to be the nurturing role.. (how can i do that when every thing i try to grow, dies in my hand... *roll eyes)
Point 4: Work place equality. (Now, lets face it. A few industrial success of female being at the top level doesnt equate to gender equality. Most of us are still stuck at administrative work...WHat? are we supposed to support the males for the rest of life? isnt it enuff that we have to support the ones we have in our homes??)
Point 5: Girls have to stay pretty. (I guess this attributes WHOLLY to the males species' fault. They can be fat, balding, ugly fugly, narcissistic, MCP, but we still love them... On the other hand, once we get fat, ugly, bald, they wont wait another second to get rid of us.. boohoo)
Point 6: Guys can have all the fun and girls get all the punishment. (see, this is what one-nite stand means.. Girls are always the lu gi one... damn)
Point 7: The naughtier a guy gets, the more the girl will like/love him. (once a girl gets naughtier, she is consider slut, an easy lay, etc etc...) and at the end of the day, the girl still suffer the consequence.
Point 8, 9, 10.. I cant thought of any right now.. since i am experiencing point 1 (including what is inside the bracket), so fml... I feel so much like a devil.. but whatever...
to conclude, Guys pls appreciate the females beside, around, on top, below of you... Everything you do to them has an impact on them. The pain ur experience is nothing as compared to the menstrual cramp we have to endure every month of our life! freaking hell...
(12times per yr) X (ur current age-ur puberty age) = the number of cramps you have been thru....
fook, thats 120 times for me... i wonder why hasnt my uterus loses its control/contraction--> i think the most muscular part of my body is my uterus... RAWR....
feels good to be bitchy sometimes.... :) (tats the plus point of being a girl ^.^ )
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